Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow the Unions such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but the Unions have this week been revealed as plotting to kidnap a senior royal.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps the Unions would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who this week said, "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is acceptable behaviour.