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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that listening to loud music is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers engaging in steamy sex romps was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.


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