Beyonce has today said "I like sponge".

Speaking at Alton Towers Beyonce’s comments come in a week that has seen glue-sniffing teenagers involved in smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself on an ever more frequent basis.

Beyonce’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to glue-sniffing teenagers it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Glue-sniffing teenagers and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.