The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts urinating on the Union Jack was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said arbeit macht frei.