The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Lala from the teletubbies who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..