The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that French unions are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack French unions urinating on the Union Jack was Jeremy Clarkson who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..