The Mail has learned that Cherie Blair’s friends are responsible for engaging in steamy sex romps.

Has the world gone mad? Cherie Blair’s friends are engaging in steamy sex romps with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to an unnamed source, who said "We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks."