The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, all of them involving teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists, but nowadays thanks to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.