The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that fighting the poilce is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was some bloke in the pub who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..