The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are praising Osama Bin Laden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe praising Osama Bin Laden was The Queen who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..