The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking, all of them involving glue-sniffing teenagers.

In the glorious days of Margaret Thatcher, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking, but nowadays thanks to glue-sniffing teenagers binge drinking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..