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Thugs have been selling heroin to the unions the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Angela Merkel said of thugs, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Thugs made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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