Charlie Harvey

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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of voting for Jeremy Corbyn, all of them involving Islamist youths.

In the glorious days of Norman Tebbit, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience voting for Jeremy Corbyn, but nowadays thanks to Islamist youths voting for Jeremy Corbyn is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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