I’m not racist but surely allowing ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Terrorising innocent investment bankers is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy aren’t terrorising innocent investment bankers in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Vince Cable agrees with me, saying today, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.