The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of burning policemen at the stake, all of them involving lesbians.

In the glorious days of The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience burning policemen at the stake, but nowadays thanks to lesbians burning policemen at the stake is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..