Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles have been terrorising innocent investment bankers the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Boris Johnson said of anarchists calling themselves the Wombles, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts."

Anarchists calling themselves the Wombles made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.