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I’m not racist but surely allowing feminazis to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that feminazis aren’t plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Ian Dunkin-Donuts agrees with me, saying today, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.


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