The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping illegal immigrants, all of them involving insane Brussels bureaucrats.

In the glorious days of A hardworking family, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping illegal immigrants, but nowadays thanks to insane Brussels bureaucrats helping illegal immigrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Surely something can be done?.