The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting to kidnap a senior royal is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Ban this sick filth.