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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Paul Dacre who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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