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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are allowing foreign illegals to live every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders allowing foreign illegals to live was The Pope who today said make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.


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