The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees urinating on the Union Jack was Vince Cable who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..