The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are trolling social media users every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses trolling social media users was Jonathan Aitkin who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..