The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was some bloke in the pub who today said I like sponge.