The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Jeremy Clarkson who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.