The Queen has today said "a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants".

Speaking at Alton Towers The Queen’s comments come in a week that has seen the politically correct Islington lefties involved in plotting to kidnap a senior royal on an ever more frequent basis.

The Queen’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to the politically correct Islington lefties it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. The politically correct Islington lefties and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.