The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of burning policemen at the stake, all of them involving hoodies.

In the glorious days of Jacob Rees-Mogg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience burning policemen at the stake, but nowadays thanks to hoodies burning policemen at the stake is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Arbeit macht frei.