The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of fighting the poilce, all of them involving French unions.

In the glorious days of Anne Widdecombe, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience fighting the poilce, but nowadays thanks to French unions fighting the poilce is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..