The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was some bloke in the pub who today said I like sponge.