The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking on council estates, all of them involving Twitter users.

In the glorious days of George Osborne, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking on council estates, but nowadays thanks to Twitter users binge drinking on council estates is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The day of the yob is upon us.