The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn fans.

In the glorious days of Michael Howerd, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn fans holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..