The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking on council estates, all of them involving cyber criminals.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking on council estates, but nowadays thanks to cyber criminals binge drinking on council estates is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..