Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Nick Clegg revealed that so-called new age travellers have been threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for so-called new age travellers.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Nick Clegg went on to say.


Nick Clegg concluded, "I like sponge".