The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life was Conservative head office who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..