The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders listening to loud music was Boris Johnson who today said we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..