The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are assisting asylum seekers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace assisting asylum seekers was Lala from the teletubbies who today said surely something can be done?.