Charlie Harvey

Daily Mail story generator

Another? »
Daily Mail Headline/Logo

A homeowner has today said "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

Speaking at Alton Towers A homeowner’s comments come in a week that has seen unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace involved in plotting to kidnap a senior royal on an ever more frequent basis.

A homeowner’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


Refresh/f5 for another daily mail story or maybe Tweet it.
This page uses the Daily Mail headline code by qwghlm. You’d probably like Dan and Dan’s Daily Mail song on youtube.