Shocking news has come to light that a recent spate of plotting to kidnap a senior royal has been perpetrated by feminazis.

The Mail can reveal that feminazis are actually not human at all but have been spawned in Europe by a bureaucrat known as Saruman who intends to wrest control of all that is good and decent using this army of misfits.

The Queen said of the feminazis, "arbeit macht frei".