With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps have been engaging in steamy sex romps?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Engaging in steamy sex romps must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps, David Cameron said "make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!".