The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of plotting to kidnap a senior royal, all of them involving the unions.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience plotting to kidnap a senior royal, but nowadays thanks to the unions plotting to kidnap a senior royal is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We need a lot less of the passive tolerance of recent years and much more active, muscular liberalism. Especially for the blacks..