Why, Oh Why, Oh Why do we allow criminal gangs from Eastern Europe such freedom? Not only are they probably communists, but criminal gangs from Eastern Europe have this week been revealed as praising Osama Bin Laden.

If only the Government and the guacomole-munchers of Islington were a little less concerned with helping Johnny-foreigner and a little more concerned with the rights of the hard working majority of our glorious Nation, then perhaps criminal gangs from Eastern Europe would not get away with such treachery.

That certainly seems to be the opinion of David Cameron who this week said, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

So, next time you are at a dinner party and the menu involves sun dried tomatoes, just consider whether you think that praising Osama Bin Laden is acceptable behaviour.