The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of helping illegal immigrants, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn admirers.

In the glorious days of Bernard Jenkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience helping illegal immigrants, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn admirers helping illegal immigrants is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Our prisons are like holiday camps..