The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing obesity, all of them involving gangs of children, some still in their prams.

In the glorious days of Some bloke in the pub, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing obesity, but nowadays thanks to gangs of children, some still in their prams causing obesity is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..