Ian Dunkin-Donuts has today said "If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened".

Speaking at Alton Towers Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments come in a week that has seen youths involved in plotting to kidnap a senior royal on an ever more frequent basis.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to youths it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Youths and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.