The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was George Osborne who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.