The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are training in Al-Quaeda terror camps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles training in Al-Quaeda terror camps was David Cameron who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..