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Ian Dunkin-Donuts has today said "As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments come in a week that has seen homosexuals involved in setting fire to libraries on an ever more frequent basis.

Ian Dunkin-Donuts’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to homosexuals it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Homosexuals and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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