The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of ripping off hard working families, all of them involving the unions.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience ripping off hard working families, but nowadays thanks to the unions ripping off hard working families is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..