The Mail has learned that insane Brussels bureaucrats are responsible for squatting houses left empty by families on holiday.

Has the world gone mad? Insane Brussels bureaucrats are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Angela Merkel, who said "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!"