The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that migrants are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack migrants engaging in steamy sex romps was Jim Davidson who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..